NEWS COMICS — In the city of Port Wittyville, a local boy named Gason Tooterson, AKA "Farter-Boy" has once again outsmarted the medical community with his unique brand of gastrointestinal warfare. For the seventh time this month, the young Gason has successfully avoided getting his booster shot by employing a barrage of well-timed farts, causing doctors and nurses to flee in disgust.
The now-infamous Gason first made headlines last year when he discovered his unusual talent for breaking wind on command. What started as a mere party trick quickly evolved into a cunning strategy to avoid injections at all costs. Gason's parents, initially supportive of their son's escapades, are now at their wit's end, especially after being forced to change pediatricians four times in the past two months.
Dr. Pokey Needleson, Gason's latest physician, recounted the traumatizing experience of trying to administer the dreaded injection. "I've dealt with my fair share of unruly kids in the past, but this boy is on another level," Dr. Needleson confessed. "As soon as I entered the room, he unleashed a symphony of farts that would put even the most seasoned orchestra to shame. The stench was unbearable!"
Undeterred, Dr. Needleson attempted to continue the procedure, only to be met with a series of particularly potent farts that had the entire clinic in tears. "It was as if a thousand skunks had unleashed their fury all at once," recalled one teary-eyed nurse. "I don't think I'll ever be able to eat eggs again without being reminded of that day."
After nearly an hour of relentless farting, Dr. Needleson finally waved the white flag and declared defeat. Gason, seemingly satisfied with his victory, smugly proclaimed, "Nobody can force me to get a shot against my will. Not even the sturdiest of nostrils can withstand my mighty farts!"
Despite his triumphant track record, Gason's parents worry about the consequences of their son's unconventional tactics. "We're proud of Gason for standing up for himself, but we fear he's becoming too powerful," Gason's mother admitted. "I'm not sure how much more our septic tank can handle."
As news of Gason's escapades spreads, many parents across the nation who are against anything called "Booster Shot" have begun urging their children to follow in the Farter-Boy's footsteps. "If Gason can do it, so can our little Jim," one enthusiastic mother exclaimed. "We'll be feeding him beans around the clock until he masters the art of the fart!"
In response to this growing trend, medical professionals are now considering implementing new protocols to counteract the Farter-Boy effect. Dr. Stuffy Noseworthy, president of the American Association of Pediatricians, revealed plans for a revolutionary nasal defense system. "We're currently developing a line of scented nose plugs, designed specifically to neutralize the effects of weaponized flatulence," Dr. Noseworthy explained. "We're calling it 'Operation: Fart-B-Gone.'"
While the battle between Gason (Farter-Boy) and the medical community rages on, one thing remains certain - laughter truly is the best medicine, even if it does come with a side of flatulence.
*Note: Comic story just for humor only.
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