NEWS COMICS — NewsBlisto, wearing his signature of comic appearance with his unique press mic, stands in front of a busy elevator. Behind him, a janitor is desperately trying to air out the lift.
NewsBlisto: "Ladies and gentlemen, we're here at the scene of a truly stinky crime. Just hours ago, this elevator experienced a catastrophic event that left passengers gasping for air. I'm NewsBlisto, and I'm on the case! Let's dive into the bowels of this story and sniff out the truth!"
NewsBlisto enters the elevator and presses the button for the top floor. He looks at the camera with a mischievous grin 😁.
NewsBlisto: "Our prime suspect is a young man named Windy Wally, who was last seen entering the elevator with a suspiciously large lunchbox. We managed to track him down for an exclusive interview. Let's see what he has to say for himself."
NewsBlisto pops up at a small apartment, where Windy Wally sits nervously on a chair made of whoopee cushions.
NewsBlisto: "Windy Wally, thank you for joining us. Now, let's cut straight to the cheese. Were you, in fact, responsible for the horrific fart that crippled this elevator?"
Windy Wally: "Well, you see, I.."
NewsBlisto: "And more importantly, what in the world did you eat that day?"
Windy Wally: "Um, it was just a simple meal of boiled eggs and beans - ma favorite!"
NewsBlisto: "Boiled eggs and beans?! No wonder the elevator reached new heights of stench!"
Windy Wally looks embarrassed 😒 as NewsBlisto continues his interrogation.
NewsBlisto: "Tell me, Wally, have you always had a penchant for releasing such potent poots, or was this a special performance?"
Windy Wally: "I.. I don't know what came over me. It was an accident, I swear!"
NewsBlisto: "An accident? It sounds like you really cracked under pressure! Now, rumors are swirling that your farts have been known to peel wallpaper. Any truth to these allegations?"
Windy Wally: "That's an exaggeration! Although, one time in high school, I did accidentally clear out the cafeteria"
NewsBlisto: "So you're a repeat offender! How do you respond to the claims that your actions are a public menace and should be classified as a 'stink bomb'?"
Windy Wally: "I'm really sorry. I never meant to cause any harm. I just love boiled eggs and beans"
NewsBlisto: "Love? It seems more like an obsession! Windy Wally, have you ever considered a career in chemical warfare?"
Windy Wally: "No, I.."
NewsBlisto: "Well, maybe you should! Now, in the interest of public safety, I must ask: Are you planning any future elevator excursions?"
Windy Wally: "I think I'll just take the stairs from now on."
NewsBlisto: "Wise choice. Ladies and gentlemen, you heard it here first: Windy Wally, the elevator farting phenomenon, has been brought to justice! Remember to tune in next time for more breaking wind - I mean news - with your favorite comic crusader, NewsBlisto!"
NewsBlisto strikes a heroic pose, as Windy Wally sheepishly leaves the room. 🤣😂😃
*Note: Comic story just for humor only.
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