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Government Unleashes the 'Zzz-Tax' – Citizens Encouraged to Sleep More for Extra Revenue! - News Comics

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Published (Updated) on Tuesday, July 25, 2023

NEWS COMICS — In a mind-boggling move that left citizens snoring with disbelief, the government has introduced a brand new tax – the "Zzz-Tax" – aimed at capitalizing on the nation's slumber. With a mischievous grin, officials claimed that this sleep-inspired tax was the perfect way to fund their most ambitious projects while keeping citizens rested and refreshed.

The moment the news broke, the nation collectively rubbed their eyes in disbelief, wondering if they had stumbled into a surreal dreamland where sleep was suddenly a luxury they couldn't afford. Social media platforms exploded with sleepy-eyed emojis and hilarious sleep-deprived memes, as citizens vowed to fight this bedtime robbery in their most potent weapon – a good night's sleep!.

The streets turned into a hilariously chaotic slumber party as people tried to avoid the Zzz-Tax by sleeping anywhere and everywhere. Park benches became makeshift beds, office meetings turned into nap time, and you could find people curling up under their desks like oversized, pajama-clad hamsters.

The nooks and crannies of the nation also turned into a comical spectacle, as exhausted citizens spontaneously dozed off on office walkways, corners of marketplaces, and even in grocery store aisles. Entrepreneurs swiftly cashed in on this drowsy dilemma, setting up pop-up "Sleep Cafes" where people could pay a nap tax instead of the Zzz-Tax.

The government, determined to ensure no one escaped their slumber tax, deployed "Undercover Nap Agents" to catch potential sleep evaders. Clad in ninja-like pajamas, they would sneak up on unsuspecting citizens and measure their nap depth with a specially designed "Z-Scale," leaving behind a "Sleep Citation" for the lack of proper REM cycles.

In a dimly lit room deep within the government's headquarters, top officials brainstormed ways to encourage citizens to sleep more, thus increasing the Zzz-Tax revenue. A genius strategist proposed distributing free pillows and blankets on every street corner, effectively lulling people into dreamland. But the health minister quickly intervened, worried about the "Pillow Pandemonium" that would inevitably follow, with giant pillow fights blocking city traffic.

As with any tax, citizens began looking for loopholes. Soon, people started hosting "Slumber Soirees" where friends would gather for group naps, claiming it as a social event, much like a sleepover for grown-ups. Naturally, this led to an explosion of themed slumber parties – from "Pajama Power Hours" to "Midnight Mattress Marathons."

In the midst of all the sleepy chaos, a new industry sprouted overnight – "Dream Consultants." These self-proclaimed dream experts promised to optimize your dreams, ensuring that you only dreamed about things that the government deemed taxable. People eagerly signed up for "Tax-Deductible Dream Sessions," hoping to dream about rainbows, unicorns, and gold coins falling from the sky.

To promote the Zzz-Tax, the government organized the first-ever "Sleep Walkathon." Participants were required to walk around in their sleep, with creative points awarded for the most amusing sleepwalking antics. One contestant won by sleep-dancing the Macarena, while another hilariously attempted sleep yoga in a display that had judges and spectators alike in stitches.

Not everyone was thrilled about the Zzz-Tax, and the "Sleepless Rebellion" was born. Protesters wore oversized onesies and carried picket signs that read, "I Will Not Sleep!" Yet, as they marched through the streets, they couldn't help but yawn incessantly, even shouting protest chants with a drowsy drawl.

Fueled by an endless supply of energy drinks and marshmallows, the protesters vowed to defy the Zzz-Tax by staying awake until the government repealed the new law.

The climax of the rebellion was the "Great Pillow Fight" in front of the government's headquarters. Feathers filled the air like fluffy snowflakes, and people giggled uncontrollably while battling their sleep-deprived brethren with soft, downy weapons.
As the days wore on, the sleepless rebellion reached another level, with citizens forming human barricades around mattress stores and duvet shops.

In an unexpected twist, the Zzz-Tax achieved its unintended goal – tired citizens started sleeping more! As the nation collectively caught up on much-needed rest, the number of grouchy commuters decreased dramatically. People found their sense of humor restored, laughing at the silliness of it all, and even forming "Sleeping Squads" to nap in solidarity.

In a rare display of listening to the people, the government decided to repeal the Zzz-Tax. Instead, they introduced the "Sweet Dreams Act," offering tax incentives for companies that provided nap pods for their employees and organizing "Power Nap Flash Mobs" in public spaces.
Additionally, government launched a nationwide "Snooze-a-Thon" to raise funds for charitable causes, turning sleep into a force for good.

And so, with a pillow fight for the history books and dreams filled with laughter, the Zzz-Tax saga came to an end. While the tax may have been a sleepless nightmare, it brought the nation together in a surreal slumber party, proving once and for all that humor and a good night's sleep are the best remedies for any government-induced grogginess.

*Note: Comic story just for humor only.

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