NEWS COMICS — In a remote forest in the heart of the Amazon rainforest, a large snake has reportedly been spotted dancing with tree logs! Witnesses claim that the 20-foot-long anaconda has been seen sliding and rolling around with giant logs, appearing to be possessed by the spirit of a lumberjack.
One eyewitness who stumbled upon the scene, Veronica Jenkins, said: “I couldn’t believe my eyes. This massive snake was wriggling along the ground with a massive tree log like it was its dance partner or something. I thought I had stepped into a scene from a Disney movie.”
The big snake was apparently gyrating and grinding against the logs with such enthusiasm that it could put a professional belly dancer to shame. It even managed to do a few pirouettes around them, leaving onlookers in disbelief.
“It was like watching a snake version of Dirty Dancing”, commented another witness, Tom Johnson.
While the snake's owners were initially concerned about its unusual behavior, they soon realized that the animal had simply found a new hobby. “We were a bit worried at first that our pet snake had gone mad, but we soon realized that she was simply living out her dream of becoming a lumberjack’s salsa partner", said the owner, who wished to remain anonymous.
The story has gone viral on social media, and many are hailing the snake as a new dancing sensation. The anaconda has already been offered a role in the upcoming season of America's Got Talent, with many predicting that the snake could be the next big thing in the entertainment industry.
While some have criticized the snake's behavior, calling it “unorthodox” and “not natural”, others believe that the snake's dancing could bring much-needed joy to our highly polarized world.
Either way, it’s safe to say that this enchanting snake has definitely found its rhythm. All we can say is: Move over, Shakira. There's a new dancer in town, and it's a big, slithery, and scaly one!
*Note: Comic story just for humor only.
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