NEWS COMICS — In an intergalactic press conference held today, members of an alien delegation expressed their disbelief and shock at their recent discovery of Earth's lack of turn signal usage on the roadways.
"We thought we had seen it all," one of the extraterrestrial beings told reporters. "But this is just downright tragic."
The delegation, hailing from a planet known for its efficient transportation systems, said they had come to Earth in search of a potential planet for their own civilization to colonize.
"We had high hopes for this place," the alien continued. "But after seeing how drivers operate on your roads, we've decided we might have to take our search elsewhere."
The aliens described how they had observed human drivers across multiple continents, but found that no matter where they went, the problem remained the same.
"Drivers seem to have no concept of communicating with one another on the road," the delegation spokesperson said. "They merge, they turn, they change lanes, all without a single blink of an eye."
"And just when you think you've got a handle on their driving habits, they switch it up on you," another alien chimed in. "One minute they're turning left without signaling, the next they're coming to a full stop in the middle of the street for no apparent reason."
The delegation also offered some possible explanations for Earth's turn signal deficiency.
"It could be a lack of advanced technology," one alien suggested. "Or perhaps your species simply hasn't evolved to a level where you understand the importance of turn signals yet."
But the delegation did have one piece of advice for Earth's drivers: "For the love of all that is good in the universe, please use your turn signals."
The intergalactic press conference concluded with a promise from the aliens to keep searching for a planet with better driving habits than Earth.
"We'll keep looking," the spokesperson said. "But until we find a place with drivers who use their turn signals, we'll have to stick to our own planet."
*Note: Comic story just for humor only.
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