Rapper Claims he was Sleepwalking when he Signed Contract, Countersues Ex-Manager for $6.9 million - News Comics (Fiction)

NEWS COMICS — In a bizarre turn of events, a popular rapper has countersued his former business manager for a whopping $6.9 million after the manager sued him for failing to pay a $690,000-per-month retainer fee.

The rapper, who prefers to be called Lil Snooze, claims he signed the contract in question while sleepwalking and had no knowledge of its contents.

According to Lil Snooze's lawyer, this new information has completely changed the game. "We have overwhelming evidence to prove that our client was in a state of deep sleep when he signed that contract. He had no idea what he was signing, and it's clear that his former manager took advantage of his sleepwalking disorder."

The evidence in question includes multiple eyewitness accounts and video footage that allegedly shows Lil Snooze sleepwalking through various stages of his life.

"Who knew that Lil Snooze was such a talented sleepwalker?" joked one of his fans on social media. "Maybe he should drop an album in his sleep, too."

The former manager, however, is not amused by these counterclaims. "This is ridiculous," he stated in a recent interview. "There's no way he signed that contract in his sleep. And even if he did, it's still a legally binding agreement that he is obligated to fulfill."

But Lil Snooze and his team refuse to back down. They are currently gathering more evidence to support their claims and plan to file a lawsuit against the former manager for breach of contract and undue influence.

Meanwhile, the internet is buzzing with hilarious memes and jokes about the rapper who sleeps on the job. "I guess it's true what they say: the money never sleeps, but the rapper sure does!" quipped one Twitter user.

Despite the ongoing legal battle, Lil Snooze remains optimistic about his future career. "I may be asleep on the outside, but I'm wide awake on the inside," he said in a statement. "And I won't let anyone stand in the way of my dreams, even if I don't remember signing the contract that got me here."

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